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APRIL 1
KILTRO - New martial arts sensation and Stuntman of the year award winner Marko Zaror, "The Latin Dragon." stars Zamir, leader of a gang known as the Kiltros. Zamir is obsessed with Kim, a beautiful girl that he once saved from a brutal assault. When Kim's father, themaster of a toe kwon do school, is threatened by an evil villain seeking revenge for a perceived betrayal, Zamir is drawn into a climactic battle to protect and honor the people he loves.
SWEENEY TODD:THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET - (FEAT. JOHNNY DEPP, TIM BURTON, HELENA BONHAM CARTER, SACHA BARON COHEN)...Set in an imaginative world that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp could capture, Sweeney Todd has been hailed as a masterpieceby critics and audience everywhere. Supported by a stellar cast. Johnny Depp perfermance as Sweeney brilliantly elevates Burton's dark vision of a wronged man obsessed with revenge.
ALVIN AND THE CHHPMUNKS - (FEAT. JASON LEE, DAVID CROSS, CAMERON RICHARDSON, JUSTIN LONG)... Already adored by generations of fans around the world...Alvin and The Chipmunks have plenty to sing about in their big-screen debut - a hilarious holiday adventure packed with toe-tapping tunes and fur-flying fun! When struggling songwriter Dave Seville (Jason Lee) opens his home t o a talented trio of chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore, they become overnight music sensations. But a greedy record producer (David Cross) intends to exploit the "boys" and send them on a grueling concert tour just to line his own pockets. Now Dave must use a little human ingenuity - and a lot of munk mischief - to get his family back before it's too late!
WHAT LOVE IS - (FEAT. GINA GERSHON, CUBA GOODING, JR., ANNE HECHE, MATTHEW HILLARD)...Life is the question. Love is the answer.Love at your own risk. It's Valentine's Day and Tom (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) has big plans. He's about to get engaged and has a surprise party planned to share the good news with friends. But things take a turn for the worse...Tom returns home only to discover his girlfriend has packed up and left him. Now, instead of a surprise party, the surprise is on Tom. Fortunately, his friends - and a group of beautiful women - are there to help him make sense of it all in this bold romantic comedy about men, women and that crazy little thing called love/
CHRISTIE'S REVENGE - (FEAT. CYNTHIA GIBB, DANI KIND, JOHN WESLEY SHIPP,)...18-year iold Christie Coleman has led a painful life. Now, three years after her parents, divorce and her father's devastating suicide, she sets out to take revenge on the person she feels is responsible for the tragedy:her Uncle Ray. Settling her diabolical scheme into motion, Christie moves in with her uncle, his wife Miranda (Vynthia Gibb) and their teenage daughter, Haley. Soon, their lives are turned upside down as Christie weaves a treacherous web of vengeance that could end in the destruction of every loved one she hates in this gripping psychological thriller.
THEM - (FEAT. DAVID MOREAU, XAVIER PALUD, OLIVIA BONAMY, MICHAEL COHEN)...A young couple lead a happy, quiet life in the countryside. But little do they know they're being surrounded. When night falls, the couple will come face to face with THEM. Who are they? What do they want? The answers will take you to the way limits of fear itself.
A PERFECT DAY - (FEAT. ROB LOWE, FRANCES CONROY, PAGET BREWSTER, JUDE CICCOLELLA, ROWENA KING, KEVIN DUNN, DAMON LIPARI, MEGGIE GEISLAND, MIKE PINEWSKI, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD)...For writer Harlan (Rob Lowe), life is a dream come true when his first novel best-seller lists and he is suddenly thrust into the limelight. But as success consumes him, Robert's family life crumbles. It takes the sobering prophecy of a mysterious stranger (Vhristopher Lloyd) for Robert to realize what is most important. Now he must find his way back to the wife and daughter he left behind, in this heartwarming holiday drama.
COCAINE ANGEL (2 DISC.) - DAMIAN K. LAHEY, KELLY FORESTER, RICHARD DAWSON, JAMIE DAWSON, BRENDA BENFIELD)..."Another american low-budget highlight, first-time diretor Michael Tully's convincingly grimy cocaine angel goes a long way toward Rescuing the addiction drama from junkie stereotypes and self-help Cliches, thanks in no small part to star/screenwriter Damian Lahey, whose shambling presence is well matched by his gift for free-ranging Monologues." COCAINE ANGEL captures a grinding and tragic week in the life of a weary young drug addict who is clinging to the ramnants of his once hopeful existence amidst the stink, the sweat, and unforgiving heart of Jacksonville, Florida.
DRIFTWOOD - (FEAT. RAVIV ULLMAN, DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE, TALAN TORRIERO)...Haunted by death. Beaten by life. No one escapes the pain. Riddled with guilt over the lost of his rock star older brother, 16-year-old David Forrester (Raviv Ullman) becomes obsessed with death, leading his misguided parents to send him to Driftwood, an "Attitude Adjustment Camp for Troubled Youth" run by the sadistic Captain Doug Kennedy (wrestling legend Diamond Page) and his brutal young henchman, Yates (Talan Torriero). Once there, David becomes haunted by the spirit of Jonathan (Connor Ross), a former inmate who met a mysterious end - a mystery whose resolution could very well be David's only way out...
STONE COLD KILLERS - (FEAT. SANTANA PILARTE, ONIX DURAN, AGREE VASQUEZ)...On the mean streets of Brooklyn its kill or be killed. Eddy Duran's evocative film, "Stone Killer Killers - Los Jodedores," tells the story of four lives forced to confront the shattering reality of their present and future. Set in Manhattan's Washington Heights, Brooklyn's East New York and the Dominican Republic, the filmmaker deftly interwines the plights of four narcolepsy; a washed-up pro boxer trying to make a come back; a depressed alcoholic; and a violent ex-con,. From the excess of last money to the horror of painless death, this film reveals the distorted psyche of individuals with well-intended but misguided aspirations and dreams.
HIDDEN PLACE - (FEAT. SIDNEY PENNY, JASON GEDRICK, SHIRLEY JONES)...Widowed with two children and beginning to lose her faith, Eliza Wyatt (Sydney Penny) ,must bring in the harvest before the bank forecloses on her family's home. Just when things can't get any worse, fate brings along hope in the form of Gabe Harper (Jason Gedrick), a handsome, down-on-his-luck veteran. Together Eliza and Gabe overxome the odds to save Wyatt Orchard with the heop of stubborn but lovable Aunt Batty (Shirley Jones) and a few generous townsfolks. This film is a triumphant tale of faith, family and commitment.
A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD - (FEAT. COLIN FARRELL, ROBIN WRIGHT-PENN, DALLAS ROBERTS, SISSY SPACEK)...Remember your very best friend in high school, the one who knew...and kept...all your secrets? Bobby and Jonathan, who shared that kind of friendship, meet again as asults in New York. Sparked by their relationship with free-spirited Clare, they forge a loving unit that redefines "family."
THE GOOD NIGHT - (FEAT. PENELOPE CRUZ, MARTIN FREEMAN, GWYNETH PALTROW, SIMON PEGG, DANNY DeVITO)...A wry look at an obsessed man wo will do anything to make his passion-filled drean life a reality. Gary Sheller (Freeman) is caught in a midlife crisis:dead-end job, depressing life and a detoriorating relationship with his girlfriend Dora (Paltrow). That is, until he meets Anna (Cruz), the girl of his dreams. Able to see her only while asleep, Gary seeks out an expert on lucid dreaming techniques (DeVito) who agrees to help Gary carry out on the most satisfying relationship of his life. But as Gary continues to shun reality, his waking life troubles only worsen in this illuminating dark comedy.
EXPERIMENT - (FEAT. JOHN HOPKINS, GEORGINA FENCH)...A young woman walks the streets of a foreign city - her mind full of pain, no memory of who she is and plagued by nighmarish visions. She meets a man who also has no memory. Forced to trust each other, the two feel a mysterious connection - a strong powerful feeling that bonds the two together. Unknown to them, their every action is being guided by unseen forces from the dark underground shadows of the city. They are part of a frightening experiment, an experiment with terrifying and shocking consequences.
THE CUTTING EDGE:CHASING THE DREAM - (FEAT. MATT LANTER, FRANCIA RAISA, CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO)...Championship figure skater Zack Conroy, (Matt Lanter) is a brilliant but dangerous competitor, ignoring all risks in pursuit of perfection. But when his partner and former lover is injured in a davastating fall, Zack find himself on thin ice and in need of someone new. Enter the beautiful Alexandra Delgade, (Francia Raisa) a tough-talking hockey player whose raw, unrefined talent is surpassed only by her passion and desire. Tempers flare and sparks fly - both on and off the ice - as the unlikely duo chase an impossible dream on the road to the world championships - where the only thing dangerous than skating is falling in love.
CASH BACK - When art student Ben Willis goes through a painful break-up, he developes insomnia. To kill time, he starts working the late night shift at the local supermarket. There he meets a colorful cast of characters, all of whom have their own means of dealing with the boredom of an eight-hour-shift. Ben imagines freezing time, which allows him to see the beauty of the everyday world and the people inside it - especially Sharon, the quiet checkout girl, who just may hold the answer to resolving Ben's insomnia.
THE JOURNEY OF AUGUST KING - (FEAT. JASON PATRIC, THANDIE NEWTON)...This passionate, uplifting celebration of the human spirit received outstanding acclaim from critics coast-to-coast! Jason Patric is August King, a young man whose life is changed forever when he risks everything to help a beautiful woman (Thandie Newton)on a courageous - and very dangerous - search for a new life. Desperate yet determined, the two set out on a harrowing journey towards freedom...and find in each other the strength to overcome incredible odds!
HEAVENLY CREATURES - (FEAT. MELANIE LYNSKEY, KATE WINSLET, SARAH PEIRSE, DIANA KENT , CLIVE MERRISON, SIMON O'CONNOR)...Thrilling and provocative, Heavenly Creatures is the highly acclaimed, true-life story of the shocking crime that stunned a nation! When circumstances bring together two bright and highly imaginative teenager schoolgirls - they auickly form an unweavering bond - creating a fantasy world tht only they can share. But soon their parents disturbed by the intensity of the friendship, threaten to keep them apart. In retaliation, the girls vow to stay together, devising a secret plan that leads to shocking consequences!
OUTLAW - (FEAT. SEAN BEAN, DANNY DYER, BOB HOSKINS)...A group of ordinary men form a modern day posse to right what they believe are the wrongs of society. Returning from a tour of duty in Iraq, former paratrooper Bryant (Sean Bean) is appalled by the crime that runs rampant and unchecked. Determined to do something about it, he assembles a group of life-minded men who resolve to restore that balance between good and evil by enforcing justice with a brutality equal to that of their enemies.
VENGEANCE TRAIL - (FEAT. STEPHANIE NORTHRUP, ROBERT KOTECKI, JEFF DOLAN, KEVEN RUSSELL, P.W. WILLIS)...Justice is not enough! Annie McBride (Stephanie Northrup) is on the run from an abusive husband with her daughter Sarah, when she is caught in a bloody stagecoach hold up outside the small town of Vengeance,. Texas. While Jim Dawson (Robert Kotecki) has just returned home with the hope of reviving his grandfather's ranch, after being wrongfully imprisoned for two years.. But his plans are interrupted when he stops a stagecoach robbery and saves Annie from being killed. But he is too late to save her daughter. Wounded and distraught, Annie recovers at the Dawson ranch. Now Jim and his grandpa try to protect her from the robbers and her husband's men. But it seems the town is against them. The man who helped put Him in prison is now the Sheriff (Jeff Dolan), and he would rather see Jim dead than become a hero. In a climactic final shoot out on the dusty streets of Vengeance Jim and Annie make their stand.
INSIDE - NICHOLAS D'AGOSTO, CHERYL WHITE, LEIGHTON MEESTER, KEVIN KILNER)...Friends Alex (Nicholas D'Agosto and Josie (Leighton Meester) have a disturbing hobby. They like to follow strangers. One night Alex takes things too far when he sneaks into a home and gets caught...instead of calling the police, the couple, fascinated by his resemblance to their dead son Timmy, ask him to stay. As the grieving couple begins to believe that Alex really is Timmy, he finds himself trapped in a horrifying existence of desperation, despair, and insanity - and Josie, suspicious of Alex's sudden disappearance, is his only chance at escape.
DEATH BY ENGAGEMENT - (FEAT. SASCHA KNOPF, AARON MACPHERSON, IYARI LIMON, P.J. SOLES, CHRISTA CAMPBELL)...In death you will part. Ditched at the altar, the violence-tempered groom causes his runaway bride's car to crash, then proceeds to bash her head with a tire iron. Now, with the former bride in a coma, her antique engagement ring begins a mysterious and deadly passage from one desperate-to-be married young woman to another, with each ending up brutally murdered! Two police detectives, sexy feminist Rikki (Sascha Knopf) and the cocky macho Cade Hamilton are sent to investigate the vicious serial killings. Rikki and Cade find themselves always one step behind the killer, who is bent on relcaiming the heirloom engagement ring.
CATCH - 22 - (FEAT. ALAN ARKIN, ARTHUR GARFUNKEL, BOB NEWHART, ANTHONY PERKINS, MARTIN SHEEN, JON VOIGHT)...Mike Nichols superbly directed this cinematic adaptation of Joseph Heller's scathing black comedy, a tale of a small group of fylers in the Mediterranean in 1944. There are winners and losers, opportunitists and survivors. Separately and together they are nervous, frightened, often profane and sometimes pathetic. almost all are a little crazy. This film is an anti-war satire of epic proportions.
THE RON CLARK STORY - (FEAT. MATTHEW PERRY)...No one believed in them, except him. Matthew Perry dellivers a ...tourde-force performance as real-life inspiration Ron Clark, a passionate and innovative teacher who leaves his small hometown to teach in one of Harlem's toughest schools. But to break through to his students, Clark must use unconventional methods, including his ground-breaking classroom rules, to drive them toward their greatest potential.
APRIL 8
LION FOR LAMBS - (FEAT. ROBERT REDFORD, MERYL STREEP, TOM CRUISE)...A powerful, provocative thriller that explores the consequences of taking a stand. An idealistic professor (Redford) in California attempts to inspire a student to do more with his life, while a charismatic Senator (Cruise) in Washington D.C. pitches a new Middle East war strategy to a probing TV journalist (Streep). And halfway across the world, two of the professor's former students are trapped behind enemy lines in Alghanistan, fighting for freedom - and their very lives. As the tension mounts and the bullets fly, these Americans will change each other's lives and the world in ways they never could have imagined.
RESURRECTING THE CHAMP - (FEAT. SAMUEL L. JACKSON, JOSH HARTNETT)...A tale about fathers and sons and the power of redemption. Sportswriter Erik Kernan (Hartnett) wants mothing more than to discover a story great enough to make headlines. So when he meets Champ (Jackson), a former boxing champion living on the streets, he knows he has a shot to save them both. Recording his newfound friend's unbelievable tale of triump and defeat, Kerman gets his story and his fame. But as Champ's tale falls under more scrutinizing eyes, Kerman will have to learn that what truly makes a story great is the quality of the man behind it.
LOVE AND OHTER FOUR LETTER WORDS - (FEAT. TANGI MILLER, FLEX ALEXANDER, ESSENCE ATKINS, TASHA SMITH, MARCUS PATRICK)...Successful TV talk show host Stormy LaRue (Tangi Miller) has everything a woman could want...except a love of her own. But when her beloved dying "Nana" (Aloma Wright) expresses her deepest wish - to see her favorite granddaughter happily married - Stormy's life gets turned upside down. In this hilarious romantic comedy , Stormy tries to pull off the biggest show of her life...by faking her own wedding! Things go completely out of control when she tries to dupe her childhood pal (Flex Alexander), who happens to be the minister of the ceremony.
A NEW LEVEL OF TERROR : P 2 - (FEAT. WES BENTLEY, RACHEL NICHOLS, MARK BENNETT)...It's Christmas eve. The last employee to leave her office, ambitious corporate climber Angela (Rachel Nichols) arrives in the deserted parking garage only to discover her car won't start. She's relieved when Thomas (Wes Bentley), a seemingly friendly security guard, comes along and offers to help. Unable to get the engine to start, he invites Angela to share a small Christmas meal with him. She laughs off the invitation but it quickly becomes clear her situation is no laughing matter. Angered by her refusal, the psychopathic Thomas knock her out and ties her up in his office. Coming to, Angela realizes that the only way she will live to see Christmas morning is to find a way to escape from P2.
MOVING MALCOLM - (FEAT. BENJAMIN RATNER, ELIZABETH BERKLEY, JOHN NEVILLE)...Gene (Benjamin Ratner) is a struggling writer who's dumped at the altar by fighty B- Movie actress Liz (Elizabeth Berkley). At odds with his family, friends and himself, Gene spends the next year toiling away on a voluminous novel that he hopes will win back his former fiance. Then suddenly Liz shows up at his door with an odd request - asking gene to help move her father, Malcolm (John Neville), while she's off making a low-budget flick in Prague. Is this Gene's chance to recapture Liz's love? Or is Gene going to have to learn the hard way that some relationships are best let go?
THE ENGAGEMENT - (FEAT. BERNNADETTE STANIS, CLIFTON DAVIS)...In this hilarious comedy David, a Jewish American, asks Mia, a beautiful African American, to be his wife, but never dreams of what lies ahead. At their engagement party tensions rise and what should be a joyous occasion turns into an all out brawl as the families' difference threaten to tear the new engaged couple apart. Will love prevail?
THE WATER HORSE:LEGEND OF THE DEEP - EMILY WATSON, ALEX ETEL, BEN CHAPLIN, DAVID MORRISSEY, BRIAN COX)...When a lonely young boy named Angus discovers a large, mysterious egg along the shores of Loch Ness, no one is prepared for what lies within. He soon discovers that the strange, mischievous hatchling inside is none other than The Water Horse, the loch's most mysterious and fabled creature! But with the Water Horse growing ten times its size every day, Angus finds it increasingly difficult to keep his new friend a secret.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD - (FEAT. DANIEL DAY LEWIS, PAUL DANO)...Daniel Plainview and son are independent oil men, looking for prospects in California at the turn of the 20th century. They are challenged by a young preacher, Eli Sunday (Paul Dano), whose own ambition is matched by Plainview's . Their battle forms the center of a scary, darkly-comic historical journey into an abyes of madness.
ALIEN AGENT - (FEAT. AMELIA COOKE, EMMA LAHANA, KIM COATES, BILLY ZANE, CANDICE ELZINGA)...From a dying planet they've come: a rouge band of killers led by ruthless Saylon (Billy Zane) and sexy Isis (Amelia Cooke). Their mission: Build a wormhole portal between our two worlds to facilitate a full-scale invasion of Earth and the ultimate extermination of the human race. Mankind's only hope for survival is Alien Agent Rykker (Mark Dacasco's), an unrelenting warrior, a weapons expert and a master of hand-to-hand combat. Together with a courageous young heroine (Emma Lehana, Rykker takes on this army of assassins from beyond the stars in an explosive, titanic battle that will decide the fate of the world.
THE QUIET ONE - (FEAT. DONALD THHOMPSON, CLARENCE COOPER, SADIE STOCKTON, ESTELLE EVANS, PAUL BAUCUM)...Hopeless confusion...misunderstanding... pain, rage and fear... and the sick silence that follows violence - this is the repetitious hell of young Donald Peters. His grandmother, charged with his care, is over burdened with the young boy. Behind in his schoolwork and unable to concentrate in class, Donald has fallen through the cracks of the system - a drain on everyone that tries to help out. Unable to make friends and socialize, Donald is an emotional power-key waiting to explode. The Wiltwyck School for troubled youths may be his last chance for a normal lilfe.
DEAD FISH - (FEAT. GARY OLDMAN, ANDREW LEE POTTS, ELENA ANAYA, BILLY ZANE, ROBERT CARLYLE)...Gary Oldman is Lynch, a strangely charming hit man in this explosively funny dark comedy in the tradition of Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels. It is a chaotic tale of criminals looking for love, money and revenge.
DAY OF THE DEAD - (FEAT. MENA SUVARI, VING RHAMES, NICK CANNON)... A horror film based on the George A. Romero Classic Zombie film. a mysterious virus has infected the small town at Leadville, Colorado and the military is brought in to enforce a quarantine and stop the spread of the diasease. As people perish, survivors realized that the virus is creating the walking dead who crave human flesh. Only a small mumber of people are immune to the virus and those few survivors must battle to lend off the infected zombie while trying to make it out of town alive.
THE FOUR HORSEMEN - (FEAT. MARK O'BRIEN, CURTIS MORGAN, NICK ABRAHAM, NATALIE ROY, JOANNA DOUGLAS, MARGORIE LECKER,)...Their toughest mission was coming home. Four high school football stars enlist in the marines to serve their country in Iraq. Unfortunately, they don't all return home. The ones that do survive face guilt, problems assimilating back into every day life, and a society that doesn't seem to support them. They face the pressure and the temptation of rejoining their fellow Marines on the battlefield as they struggle to blend into civilian life. This is a powerful story about four young American heroes.
CRUEL WORLD - (FEAT. JAIME PRESSLY, EDWARD FURLONG)...Millions witnessed Philips Markham's (Edward Furlong) public humiliation when he got dumped by Catherine, the beautiful star (Jaime Pressly) of a popular dating show, and now - several years and reality series later - he wants revenge. After taking Catherine captive, he lures nine unsuspecting co-eds to her luxurious mansion in the middle of nowhere, trapping the contestants in his own sick version of reality TV - where the challenges are bizarre, the danger is real and death is just a competition away.
THE CELLAR DOOR - The girl next door, having coffee, lunch with a friend, shopping, unaware she is becoming an obession. She has been chosen. A young woman wakes to find herself imprisoned in the basement of a serial killer. She is not the first to captivate his perverse affection, Herman has been searching for the perfect girl, but all he's collected are pieces - a chunk of hair; a severed finger, a jar of blood - and now, the alluring and beauty Rudy. Imprisoned in a wooden cage and yet refusing to play along in his twisted game, she has only her wits to use against his savage and murderous insanity. Will she win the desperate, hallucinatory game of cat and mouse and escape through the Cellar Door, or die trying?
EDDIE GRIFFIN " FREEDOM OF SPEECH - Best known for the starring role as the soulful secret agent in the hit film Undercover Brother and his co-starring role in the Deuce Bigalow franchise, entertainer Eddie Griffin once again proves why he's the funniest man alive, as he showcases his comnedic talents in the hilarious Freedom of Speech. In this laugh-out-loud, 90 minute stand-up comedy concert, filmed before a live audience in Atlanta, Ga, Griffin draws on his own experiences and edgy takes on life to bring down the house with laughter!
QUEER DUCK THE MOVIE - (FEAT. MAURICE LaMARCHE, KEVIN MICHAEL RICHARDSON, BILLY WEST, JACKIE HOFFMAN, JEFF BENNETT , ESTELLE HARRIS, MARK HAMILL...Queer Duck is back in his first feature-length no-holds-barred comedy and musical extravaganza! From four-time Emmy -winning writer Mike Reiss and animator Xeth Feinberg comes an all-new over-the-top adventure, featuring Queer Duck and his fabulous friends Bi-Polar Bear, Openly Gator and Oscar Wildcat.
PARTNERS - (FEAT. JAY HARRINGTON, JULIE BOWEN, BROOKE LANGTON, MICHAEL IAN BLACK)...Dave is an enterprising attorney who hopes to make partner. When the opportunity to lead a major case for the firm's largest client comes up, he jumps at the chance. It doesn't take long for Dave to realize that he's been given this opportunity because the client believes he is gay. But why ruin a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity with the truth? As so begins the game of juggling his professional life as a homosexual and social life as a very healthy heterosecual.
AIRHEADS - (FEAT. BRENDON FRASER, STEVE BUSCEMI, ADAM SANDLER)...In this hilarious spoof of the music industry, three intelligence-challenged rock'n'rollers (Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sadler decides to take drastic action after their music continually falls on deaf ear. They break into a radio station, hoping to get their demo played on the air. But when the deejay (Joe Mantegna) and station manager (Michael McKean) refuse to play their song, the boys have no choice but to take the entire radio station hostage
ZULU - (FEAT. STANLEY BAKER, JACK HAWKINS, MICHAEL CAINE)...A towering cinematic achievement. An astonishing true story. An A Battle film in the grand tratition of Four Feathers and Gunga Dim. This film is a thrilling account of one of history's fiercest battles! As a terrifying war chant echoes across the majesty African plains, 4,000 Zula tribesmen rise up f rom the Tall grass that hides them. Furiously beating their swords against the sheilds, the warriors descend upon a small garrison of English soldiers. "Usuto! Usuto (Kill! Kill!, they cry as the launch into a battle with the vastly outnumbered english militia...who must manifest incerdible skill and incomparable bravery just to survive.
THE BIG BUS - (FEAT. JOSEPH BOLOGNA, STOCKARD CHANNING, JOHN BECK)...A wonderful spoof disaster films, about the world's first nuclear-powered bus - a 75-ton monster on 32 enormous wheels - and its maiden journey from New York to Denver. Jockeying the world's greatest bus of course, is the world's greatest bus driver. His co-pilot is given to sudden blackouts and has a pendant for driving on the shoulder of the road. a pair of evil-doers vow to destroy the bus at the outset, thus providing hilarious suspense.
WALK HARD - THE DEWEY COX STORY - (FEAT. JENNA FISCHER, TIM MEADOWS, KRISTEN WING))...One of the most ucinic figues in rock history. Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly) had it all: the women (over 411 served), the friends (Elvis, The Beatles) and the rock'n' roll lifestyle (a close and personal relationship with every pill and powder known to man). But most of all, he had the music that transformed a dimwitted country boy into the greatest American rock star who never lived. A wild and wicked stand-up of every musical biopic ever made. This is a gut-busting proof that when it comes to hard rocking living and laughter, a hard man is good and to find.
WAR OF THE WORLDS - 2: THE NEXT WAVE - (FEAT. C. THOMAS HOWELL, CHRISTOPHER REID, KIM LITTLE, FRED GRIFFITH, JONATHAN LEVIT)...This time we fight back! Two years after Martian invasion, George Herbert's worst fears are realized: They have returned. As a second wave of Martian walkers lay waste to what's left on Earth, an alliance of military forces prepares a daring attack on the Red Planet itself. Once again, the future of Mankind hangs in the balance
WHEN EVIL CALLS - (FEAT. JENNIFER LIM, DOMINIQUE PINON, OSCAR PEARCE, RICK WARDEN, LOIS WINSTONE, VICTORIA ATKIN, SEAN BROSMAN, CEMMA CHAN, VIKKI BLOWS, CHRIS BARRIE)...In the frightening vein of Final Destination and Urban Legend, the mysterious appearance of a text message granting the recipient's wildest desire triggers a series of freakishly gory accidents at a remote boarding school.
SHROOMS - (FEAT. LINDSEY HAUN, JACK HUSTON)...Keen for adventure, a group of American teenagers come to Ireland having been promised the "trip" of a lifetime by their Irish friend, Jake, a mushroom expert. But the vacation takes a horrible turn when the teenagers ignore Jake's warnings and ingest the local shrooms. Before long, the panicked friends are stalked by ghostly creatures. Are these hallucinations - or gruesome reality?
BETWEEN - Fear is what lies...Between. Nadine Roberts, a beautiful and successful chicago lawyer, receives an unexpected visit at her office from a police detective who tells her that her estranged sister has disappeared without a trace in Mexico. Arriving in Tijuana, the soon spirals into a whirlwind of unsettling encounters that force her to realize that things are not as they appears. To solve these mysteries, Nadine must separate truth from fiction, reality from illusion, and life from death, to discover what lies. BETWEEN.
RESERVATION ROAD - (FEAT. JOAQUIN PHOENIX, MARK RUFFALO, JENNIFER CONNELLY, MIRA SORVINO)...To find the truth you have to find who's hiding it. A powerful human story of anger, revenge and great courage, this film takes you on an intense journey that follows two fathers as their families and lives converge after the events of one fateful night.
SOUL SEARCHER - (FEAT. RAY BULLOCK JR., RICHARD BLAKE, KATRINA COOKE)...Joe Fallow works nights driving a street sweeper, hangs out in a cafe with his one and only friend, and is helplessly in love with waitress Heather. Then one night an ailing crim reaper comes to him with an offer...to be trained as his replacement, dispensing supernatural justice in the afterlife. Now someone is breaking down the walls between our world and Hades, and Joe must prevent the ancient moat of souls from opening or there truly will be hell on earth. Can he let go of his mundane life and leave behind the girl he loves to save mankind?
THE UNSEEN - (FEAT. STEVE HARRIS, GALE HAROLD, CATHERINE DENT, PHILLIP BLOCH)...A reunion set in motion by the death of Roy's (Steve Harris) father begins to unveil a devastating secret only seen and heard by Roy, his best friend, Harold (Gale Harold), Harold's blind brother Sammy (Phillip Bioch) and the dead. In town, whispered questions are slowly answered as Roy confronts relationship fears and childhood regrets. Suddenly the sleepy township is awoken with each new discovery as Harold unleashes the demons that lies beneath the unseen.
WEREWOLF - THE DEVIL'S HOUND - (FEAT. MICHAEL DIDONNE, CHRISTY CIANCI, TAMARA MALAWITZ, PHILLIP GAUVIN)...In the dead of night, a tanker carries terrifying cargo in its hull - a descendant of the Lycanthrope family captured by hunters with a diabolical agenda. But when the ship is misdirected, the bloodythirsty creature ends up on America's east coast - and a murderous shape shifter begins a reign of terror like no other!
COPYING BEETHOVEN - (FEAT. ED HARRIS, DIANE KRUGER)...Ed Harris performances as Beethoven is pure, raw music in this captivating drama filled with "beauty and intensity most other filsm can't match" When young Anna Hotz (Diane Kruger), a Viennese music student is asked to transcribe scoring notes for the great ludwig van Beethovan (Harris), she eagerly accepts, despite warnings about hs volotile behavior. Part maestro, par mentor and part madman, Beethoven reluctantly relies on Anna to help him realize the crowning achievement of a llifetime - his illustrious Ninth Symphony.
KILLER BASH - Thirty years ago, Robert Hyde, an outcast college student, was killed in a fraternity prank by five members of the Delta boys. A generation has passed and the sons of his five murderers are the new big men on campus and Robert has the perfect plan to kill each and every one of them. He's taken over the body of Becky Jekyll (Raquel Riskin), a misfit campus loser who is mercilessly teased by the popular crowd. She changes from ugly ducking to sorority swan, assuring her entry into the in-crowd's inner circle. Becky doesn't understand what's happening to her, but can she stop the biggest party of the year from turning into the ultimate Killer Bash?
COLD FEET - (FEAT. CHENOA MAXWELL, RAHSAN-RAHSAN LINDSAY)...Rick, a young real estate agent is engaged to be married to his long time girlfriend Denise in just three weeks. As the wedding pressure mounts, he begins to have doubts. Rich, brother Bruce uses this moment of indecision as an opportunity to save Rick from the clutches of marriage. During a night out with the guys, Rich's doubts are made worse as Bruce3 accentuates the downside of marriage. Denise's confidence is also shaken at a wedding planning meeting turned male bashing session back home. Matters worse when a small argument mushrooms into a major blowout, ending in the cancallation of the wedding. In the end the crisis forces all of them to put their individual issues in prespective, and change their outlook on lve and relationship permanently.
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BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD - (FEAT. PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, ETHAN HAWKE, MARISA TOMEI, ALBERT FINNEY...Phillip Seymour Hoffman is Andy, an overextended payroll executive who lures his younger brother, Hank (Ethan Hawke), into a larcenous scheme: the pair will rob a suburban mom-and pop jewelry store that appears to be the quintessential easy target. The problem is, the store owners are Andy and Hank's real mom and pop, and when the seemingly perfect crime goes awry, the danger sends them hurtling toward a shattering climax.
DEATH TOLL - (FEAT. DMX, LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS, LEILA ARCIERI)...Hip-Hop star DMX is "The Dog", a top-level drug dealer who pulls the strings in a murderous web of deceit and terror spreading through the bloodstained streets of New Orleans. Also starting Lou Diamond Phillips , Leila Arcieri and Keshia Knight Pulliam, this thriller set in the dark, muggy underworld of America's murder capital has police desperate to stop the violence creating a DEATH TOLL unlike any the city has ever seen.
AVPR: ALENS vs. PREDATOR: REQUIEM - After a horrifying PredAlien crash-lands near a small Colorado town, killing everyone it encounters and producing countless Alien offspring, a lone Predator arrives to "clean up" the infestation. Soon it's an all-out battle to the death with no rules, no mercy, - and hundreds of innocent people caught in the crossfire. As the creature carnage continues, a handful of human survivors attempts a daring escape, but the U.S. government may be hatching a deadly plan of its own.
BORDER LOST - (FEAT. WES McGEE, CHRIS CLEVELAND, MARIAN ZAPICO, DANIEL LEDESMA, DANIEL E. MORA, KELLY NORMAN)...Thousands of people crossed the border each day only to find themselves preyed upon by vicious criminals. In order to stop the violence and bloodshed, an elite tasks force is put together to try and protect the unprotected. But when the operation is shut down due to politics and red tape, all hell breaks loose as the newly emboldened "Bandeleros" expand their ruthless reign of terror. Now, with one of their own murdered and another missing, three agents decide to take the law into their own hands. Each driven by his own convictions, these unsung heroes risk their lives to exact justice - and vengeance- in this gripping tale full of love, loss and bravery.
THE FINAL SEASON - (FEAT. SEAN ASTIN, POWERS BOOTHE, RACHAEL LEIGH COOK, TOM ARNOLD, MICHAEL ANGARANO)...Fron the director of The Sandlot comes the true story of an underdog coach and the team that must defend their legacy against insurmountable odds. In the small town of Norway, Iowa, the high school baseball team, led by legendary Coach Jim Van Scoyco (Power Boothe), has won 19 State Championships. But the small town heroes are dealt a series of unexpected blows that threatens to rob them of their 20th Championship win. When talk of a school merger gets serious and Coach Scoyoc is fired, then replaced by his 24-year-old assistant, Kent Stock (Sean Austin), failure seems inevitable.
LOCH NESS TERROR - (FEAT. FERN CHAMPION, PAUL RUDDY)...From deep uncharted waterand through cavernous subterranean tunnels emerges into Lake Superior an unknown and menacing species. The gruesome bloodshed to follow doesn't stop at Nessie; she's brought her vicious offspring to help terrorize the innocent townspeople living around the lake. No man on land or water has a chance against this forty-foot bloodthirsty reptile and her spawn...No man expect the only one who has ever survived Nessie's wrath. Driven by a deep-seated vengeance, James Murphy hunts down this terrible species with skillful force. Will Murphy save the locals of Lake Superior or end up as one of the Nessie's countless casualities?
RETRIBUTION - Was film festival favorite, named the "Official Selection" of the New York Asian Film Festival, Pan Asia Film Festival and Fantastic Fest. Detective Yoshioka is investigating the downing death of a young woman in a red dress. Face down in a muddy puddle, her stomach is found to be full of sea water. Clues beings to point to the detective as the killer, since his fingerprints and personal items are located at the murder scene. As more bodies turn up that have been killed in the same way, even the detective begins to wonder whether he himself may be the very murderer that his is pursuing.
IMPULSE - (FEAT. ANGUS MACFADYEN, WILLA FORD)...Her desire for passion ignited a deadly game of seduction. Claire Dennison (Willa Ford)is a beautiful, sensuous woman, desperate to arouse her husband's desires. She devises a fantasy role-play game hoping to put the spark back into their marriage. She sets the scene and her husband takes the bait...or does he? So consumed with desire, the passion entralls her, but it's not long before Claire realizes she's playing a dangerous game of seduction with someone so familiar, yet completely unknown. Desperate to end the affair, she tells the stranger the game is over, but for him it's just begun. Love hurts. Lust kills.
IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SEIGE TALE - (FEAT JASON STATHAM, LEELEE SOBIESKI, JOHN RHYS-DAVIES, RON PERLMAN, CLAIRE FORLANI, MATTHEW LILLARD, RAY LIOTTA, BURT REYNOLDS)...When a bloodthirsty legion of half-man/half-beast Krungs rampages through his village, one man picks up a sword and undertakes a quest of vengeance...and honor. Haunted by the memory of his son's death and the kidnapping of his wife (Forlani) by the Krugs, Farmer (Statham) ignites a duty-call for others to join his crusade to stop the campaign of terror waged by an evil sorcerer (Liotta) whose ruthless quest for the crown could spell doom for the entire Kingdom.
THE BACKWOODS - (FEAT. GARY OLDMAN, VIRGINIA LEDOYEN, PADDY CONSIDINE, ATANA SANCHEZ-GUON, LLIUS HOMAR)...Summer 1978:Two couples decide to spend the summer in a remote vacation house in the north of Spain. Hidden away in the middle of a forest, a very much off the beaten track, the house seems ideal for some peaceful holidays. While out hunting, the two men come across an abandoned house and discover a deformed, animalistic girl chained inside. They bring her back to the house, intending to take her to the authorities. Tension with the rural locals heightens when they come armed with shotguns, looking for the girl...
NATION LAMPOON PRESENTS:ONE, TWO, MANY - (FEAT. JOHN MELINDEZ, BILLAMY YOUNG, JEFFREY ROSS)...John Melandez, wrote and stars in this modern-day romance between a guy, his girl and the girl he'd like to have join them in bed. This ultimate male fantasy becomes a cautionary tale of just how much can go wrong when dreams come true.
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL - (FEAT. RYAN GOSLING, EMILY MORTIMER, PAUL SCHNEIDER, KELLI GARNER, PATRICIA CLARKSTON)...Sometimes you find love where you'd least expect it. Just ask Lars (Ryan Gosling), a sweet but quirky guy who thinks he's found the girl of his dreams in a life-sized doll named Bianca. Lars is completely content with his artificial girlfriend, but when he develops feelings for Margo, an attractive co-worker, Lars finds himself lost in a hilariously unique love triangle, hoping to somehow discover the real meaning of true love. You'll be swept off your feet by this film.
JUNO - (FEAT. ELLEN PAGE, MICHAEL CERA, JENNIFER GARNER, JASON BATEMAN, ALLISON JANNEY, J.K. SIMMONS)...Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) is a cool, confident teenager who takes a nine-month detour into adulthood when she's faced with an unplanned pregnancy - and sets out to find the perfect parents for her baby. With the help of her charmingly unassuming boyfriend (Michael Cera), supportive dad (J.K. Simmons) an a-nonsense stepmon (Allison Janney), Juno sets her sights on an affluent couple (Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman) longing to adopt their first child.
DEADEN - (FEAT. JOHN FALLON, DEKE RICHARDS, CLAUDIA JURT, ANNA JAEGER)...Taking revenge to the next level!This film is not only raw and brutal - it's unforgiving - a nice change of pace from the cookie cutter action films as of late. After witnessing the brutal murder of his pregnant wife, Rane (John Fallon), sets out on a drug fueled rampage for revenge against the brotherhood who betrayed him. Aided by every weapon available and his old crime buddy, Rane will stop at nothing to get his retribution!
LONG DISTANCE- (FEAT. MONICA KEENA, TANALA JONES)...A very wrong number. In this chilling psychological thriller, the provocative Monica Keena stars as a young, lonely woman who accdentially interrupts a murder in progress when she dials a wrong number. When the killer, played by the sinister Kevin Chapman, calls her back repeatedly, she grows terrified as he involves her telephonically in a string off gruesome homicides that cut a murderous path across the country - leading to her Boston home. In the disturbing tradion of When a Stranger Calls, this chilling tale slowly tightens its grip on the psyche and has the audience squirming in their seats until the final shocking scene.
THE LAST SIGN - (FEAT. ANDIE MACDOWELL, TIM ROTH, SAMUEL LEBIHAN)...When Kathy's abusive husband dies in a car crash she does her best to leave her past behind, but strange, unexplainable occurences, in some way connected to him, prevent her from letting go and moving on. Tornmented by his ghost, Kathy must face the very thing she's trying to forget. Love continues after death, but so does hate, and sometimes the only way to overcome your demons is to forgive them.
LAND OF THE BLIND - (FEAT. RALPH FIENNES, DONALD SOUTHERLAND, LARA FLYNN BOYLE)... A government agent is on a mission to subdue terrorists and overthrow a corrupt regime. It's a timely film about revolution, romance and betrayal.
THE I INSIDE - (FEAT. RYAN PHILLIPE, SARAH POLLEY, PIPER PERABO, ROBERT SEAN LEONARD, STEPHEN REA)...A psychological thriller. When Simon (Phillipe) awakens in the hospital after surviving a near-fatal accident, amnesia has erased the last two years from his memory. He learns that his brother (Robert Sean Leonard) was killed, he has married a woman he doesn't remember (Piper Perabo)...and he's haunted by strange visions of the woman he loved (Sarah Polley). Soon, he starts to uncover the truth behind his brother's death and unravel the unbelievable turns his life has taken!
HIGH ROLLER: THE STU UNGAR STORY - (FEAT. MICHAEL MOURI, RENEE FAIA, JOE LaDUE, STEVEN R. SCHIRRIPA, TODD SUSMAN, JONATHAN PRESS, MICHAEL PASTERNAK, PAT MORITA)...Based on a true story, This film is a hard-edged drama about legendary card prodigy, Stu Ungar, one of the youngest players ever to win Las Vegas' World Series Poker and to become a three-time champion. Stu (Michael Imperioli) had a meteoric rise through the back-room card polars of New York City to the glamerous casinos of Las Vegas. A life of promises, through, was quickly wasted by an endless struggle with internal demons. He greed and obsession would ultimately pave the way to a stunning downward spiral into drugs, womanizing and high stakes gambling.
ALWAYS OUTNUMBERED, ALWAYS OUTGUNNED - (FEAT. LAURENCE FISHBURNE, BILL COBBS, NATALIE COLE, LAURIE METCALF, BILL NUNN, CICELY TYSON)...Sometimes life throws a curve ball, a fork in the road, or a wall between you and what you want. For Socrates Fortlow, life keeps getting in the way, but thing stays in the way of a man with his mission. Socrates going to make his way, on his terms - and if you aren't part of the solution, then you know where you stand. If you're a killer terrorizing the neighborhood, you'll have to deal with him first. If you're a beautiful woman who deserves more attenton, attention will be paid. If you're a witness of murder and you need protection, you're staying alive in his hands. Life' s questions can be hard, but the answers are easy, often it comes to trouble, you look for the man who's still standing. Because the way he's fighting for his llife is the way you want him fighting for yours.
INSIDE - (FEAT. BEATRICE DALLE, ALYSSON PARADIS, NICHOLAS DUVAUCHELLE, FRANCOIUS-ROSS MARCHASSON, NATALIA RUSSELLAYMEN SAIOI)...Four months after pregnant Sarah loses her husband in a horrific auto accident, she is visited on Christms Eve by a mysterious madwoman. Alone and desperate to save her unborn child, Sarah fights to stay alive as each of her potential rescuers die at the woman's sadistic hands.
LAST HOUR - (FEAT. DMX, MICHAEL MADSEN, KOBE, DAVID CARRADINE, TOMMY WONG, PAUL SORVINO)...How would you react if three years after the death of your father, you received a letter signed by him, a letter inviting you to visit an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere - in China? Curious in nature, you decide to set off on this adventure. Here's the snag:when you arrive in front of the house (which looks more like a bunker), you realize that four other guys have shown up with the same letter that you received. All five of you have something in common: you all carry guns, have dangerous reputations, and are wanted by the police. Unexpectedly, a mysterious woman opens the door to the house, and shortly after entering you notice that you are all locked inside, but that's not all: you ocme to realize that you have only one hour to live!
ALREADY DEAD - (FEAT. RON ELDARD, TIL SCHWEIGER, CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER)...Thomas Archer (Ron Eldard) had it all:a beautiful wife, a powerful job and a beloved son. But when an intruder breaks into his home, kills his son and brutalizers his wofe, Archie's ideal life is shattered. When the police fails to find the killer, his therapist (Christopher Plummer) directs Archie to a covert agency that specializes in hunting down ruthless criminals. Now, hot on the trail of his son's murderer, Archie faces a decision which could have devastating consequences in this suspense-filled revenge thriller.
THE THIN RED LINE - (FEAT. SEAN PEN, ADRIEN BRODY, JIM CAVIEZEL, BEN CHAPLIN, GEORGE CLOONEY, JOHN CUSACK, WOODY HARRELSON, ELIAS KOTEAS)...A huntingly realistic view of military and moral chaos in the Pacific during World War II. A unparalleled cinematic masterpiece that Gene Siskel called "brilliant...a terriffic achievement...the finest comtemporary war film!
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PREDATOR 2 - (FEAT. DANNY GLOVER. GARY BUSEY, RUBEN BLADES, MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO, BILL PAXTON, ROBER DAVI)...This electrifing action sequel unleashes the deadly invisible Predator in another jungle-the urban jungle of Los Angeles. Danny Glover stars as a lieutenant who mistakenly concludes that mangled bodies found by the police are the work of feuding gangs. Instead, he finds himself confronting a savage alen who has come from a distant world to hunt humans for sport.
PARTITION - (FEAT. JIMI MISTRY, KRISTIN KREUK, NEVE CAMPBELL)...Even in a land ravaged by fear and intolerance, the seeds of love can still take root and blossom. It is 1947 amidst the chaos and bloodshed unleashed when India and Pakistan are split into separate sttes, Sikh and former soldier Glan (Jimi Mistry) risks everything to save Naseem (Kristin Kreuk) a young Muslin woman, from a violent mob. Soon, love builds a bridge between their two worlds, healing the woulds in both their hearts. But how long can their joy last when religious zealots try to tear them apart forever? With its rich tapestry of stories and characters based on real people and events, this film is a moving and timeless tale of inocent people struggling to find happiness in treacherous times.
BAD MEAT. - (FEAT. BILLIE WORLEY, LANCE BARBER, CHEVY CHASE)...Two hapless losers, Buddy (Lance Barber) and Earl (Billie Worley), who live in a junk yard in the meat-packing town of Butcher's Mill, Illinois, cook up a plan to kidnap their local U.S. Congressman (Chev Chase) for ransom. They think it's their ticket to a better life, but their prime score turns into a raw deal when it descend s into the most fouled-up kidnapping in the history of crime!
AMERICAN POOP - FEAT. JONATHAN CAHILL, JASON SARAYBA, ELIZABETH WRIGHT, CHUCK KATION, GREG PETRALIS)...Life after college is crap. Russ was on cloud nine, living up senior year at college and enjoying his dream of having his own television show when it happened:GRADUATION! Broke, and suddenly with no job or plan, Russ finds himself living back home in his small town with his degenerate friends. Russ now struggles to find his place and is forced to decide to take a chance at a new life.
SAVAGES - (FEAT. LAURA LINNEY, PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN)..".In her
consummately excuted, irreverent drama The Savage, Tamera Jenkins achieves a rare storytelling feat: making us simultaneously laugh and cry. In what may evolve into a new genre, the coming-of-middle-age story, she has captured all the pain and misgivings that befall a pair of adult siblings, suddenly plucked from their very absorbed lives an forced to care for a parent who never much bothered to care for them..."
CRIMES OF PASSION - (FEAT. DINA MEYER, JONATHAN HIGGINS, AMY SLOAN)...Bristling wittth sexual tension and cooperate intrigue, this film is the story of what happens when two workers who are secret lovers team up in an attempt to score a hugh sexual harssment settlement against their employer, a major corporation. When the detective assigned to the case discovers their scheme and tries to blackmail them, the two are caught in a twisted web of deceit and betrayal.
LONE RIDER - (FEAT. LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS, STACY KEACH, VINCENT SPANO)...On the lawless outskirts of the Wild West, an honored soldier must stand alone to protect his family from a corrupt landowner and a ruthless band of outlaws. This is a thrilling shotout between good and evil on the Western frontier.
THE ORPHANAGE ( spanish language) - (FEAT. FERNANDO CAYO, ROGER PRINCEP, MABEL RIVERA)...Returning to her childhood home - a mysterious, seaside orphanage - Laura and her family unknowningly unleash a long-forgotten, evil spirit. Now thrust into a chilling nightmare, Laura must confront the memories of her past before the ghosts of the orphanage destroy her... and everything she has ever loved.
HOW DID IT FEEL? - (FEAT. BLAIR UNDERWOOD, NATASHA CREGSON WAGNER, LUCINDA CLARE)...An already troubled marriage skids toward disaster when a manic alcoholic woman (Natasha Gregson Wagner) moves in with her big sister (Lucinda Clara) and bother-in-law (Blair Underwood). This film highlights the ravages of an incestuous past and how the damage done can be everlasting. Family, faith and fidelity play central roles in this film about a struggling playwright (Underwood) who is married to a successful self-help scribe (Clare). Temptation, seduction and creativity fair when the promiscuous sister-in-law (Gregson Wagner) become a muse for the beleaguered writer.
GETTIN' GROWN - (GINGER MANNING, XAVIER O'RYAN, PAT BRIDGES, TIM "CUTT-UP" McGEE, ISAIAH MATTHEW)...With $22 tucked in his sock, 11-year-old Eric (Isaiah Matthew) sets off across the city's rough-and-tumble streets to pick up his grandmother's prescription. Sounds simple, right? Not when the quick game of b-ball the joins goes into OT! To make up for lost time , Eric heads down the shortcut his mother strictly forbade, where he runs into mischievous pals and scheming elders. While Eric struggles to make decisions that will get his grandmother's medicine into his hands, soon night is falling, sirens are blaring, and still...no success! Director Aaron Greer's affecting drama illustrates how the love and support of a close-knit family make Eric's day of getting everything wrong into a day of getting it right...in this film.
FLASH POINT - (FEAT. DONNIE YEB, LOUIS KOO, COLLIN CHOU)...The creators of Kill Zone take action to the next level with a breakghtough combination of hart-hitting mxed martial arts bttles and nail-biting tension. Kung fu legend Donnie Yen returns as the police force's most dangerous detective, building a case against a vicious trio of drug smuggling brothers. When evidence is destroyed and witnesses are murdered, he tkes the fight directly to his enemies - no holds barred. Climixing with a spectacular 16-minute bone-crunching showdown, this Hong Kong smash it is an entertaining blowout.
CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR - (FEAT. TOM HANKS, JULIA ROBERTS, PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN)...A compelling and witty film based on the outrageous true story. It shows how one congressman who loved a good time, one Houston socialite who loved a good cause and one renegade CIA agent who loved a good fight conspired to bring about the largest covert operation in history.
ONE MISSED CALL - (FEAT. SHANNYA SOSSAMON, ED BURNS)...It happened to one. Then another. And another. College students discover eerie v oicemail messages on their cell phones. Each call come from the near future. Each call has the chilling voice of the student during his or her last moments allive. And each call comes true. Terror is One Missed Call away in this got-your-number shocked based on the hit Japanese thriller Chakushin ari. Does the viral spree of calls have a single source" Is there something tht links the victims? Psych student Beth Raymond (Shannya Sossamon) and detective Jack Andrews (Ed Burns) scramble for answers. And they're working fast. Because Beth just discovered an ominous message.
CLOVERFIELD - (FEAT. LIZZY CAPLAN, JESSICA LUCAS, T.J. MILLER, MICHAEL STAHL-DAVID, MIKE VOGEL, ODETTE YUSTMAN)...From visionary producer J.J. Abrams and director Matt Reeves come the worldwide sensaton of nonstop terror and suspense everyone is talking about.
SEANCE - KANDIS ERICKSON, JOEL CEIST, A.J. LAMAS, TORI WHITE, CHAUNTAL LEWIS, BRIDGET SHERGALIS, JACK HUNTER, EMILY O'BRIEN, ADRIAN PAUL)...A college student thinks her dorm room is being hunted by the ghost of a little girl. Though her roommates think she is crazy., they deide to hold a seance during the Thanksgiving break in an attempt to get rid of the troublesome spirit. What they don't realize is that their seance can't bring back a ghost that is already present. Instead, they invite in something much more terrifying.
LOST INNOCENCE - (FEAT. MYLA LEIGH, AKIRA LANE, ANNETTE MOELLER, ZANA COCHRAN, DANNY PAPE, CARA BASSO)...Monewy change s everything. A girl's got to make a living. Welcome the diamonds, the rundown strip club Janie inherited from her uncle. While struggling to turn a profit, Janie discovers that she also inherited her uncle's debts, scheming employees and business enemies. It'll take everything this college girl's got, but Janie's determined to put the shine back on Diamonds.
ID THEFT - (FEAT. RAUL VILLARREAL, ANTONIO CHAVEZ, SAM GROS, MIKE AVIS ANTONINETTA LANDA, HEIDI WENRIB)...When a valet parking attendant thinks all his efforts to find a better job are in vain by chance he finds the perfect opportunity to get his life on track by stealing an ID card from a dying man. With a new identity as Diego, he finds is dream job, gets married and reaches the financial success he always wanted without knowing that the real "Diego" has survived.
PRAIRIE FEVER - (FEAT. KEVIN SORBO, DOMINIQUE SWAIN, LANCE HENRIKSEN)...For some, the Western trail was a destination for opportunity and adventure. For others, it was the centerpiece for danger and despire. When ex-lawman Preston Biggs (Kevin Sorbo) is hired to escort a group of women suffering from "prairie fever" back to civilization, they are met by a killer gang intent on stopping their passage. With a seemingly impossible journey ahead, the group finds one last hope when they are joined by a beautiful woman who has the firepower and the will to match anyone. The Praire is a lawless land.
JULIE JOHNSON - (FEAT. LILI TAYLOR, COURTNEY LOVE, JULIE JOHNSON, NOAH EMMERICH, MISCHA BARTON, GIDEON JOCOBS, PATRICK FITZGERALD, SPALDING GRAY)...Bob Gosse's (Niagara Niagara) inspirational tale of self-discovery, courage and love tells the story of Julie Johnson (Lili Taylor), a disatisfied New Jersey housewife. Tired of the life she is leading Julie decides to enroll in a night school computer class. Her newfound confidence doesn't sit well with her bossy, blue-collar husband and she eventually kicks him out of the house, inspiring her best friend Claire (Courtney Love) to do the same. With no place to do, Claire moves in with Julie. It is not long before Julie confesses her long-held romantic feeling for Claire, who at first is quite upset but soon admits to haveing the same feelings. As their relationship deepens, their growing alienation from their friends and neighbors begins to take its toll.
WITCHCRAFT 13: BLOOD OF THE CHOSEN - TIM WROBEL, ANJANETTE CLEWIS, JENNIFER LAFLEUR, ZOE HUNTER, LYNN MICHAELS. STEVEN SCOTT, RICHARD FLOOD)...Will Spanner, the reluctant heir to a dark legacy, is one again thrown into battle against the forces of evil when he encounters a series of brutal murders. The victims are all killed in a ritualistic fashion, with their hearts cut from their chests. All the victims also share something with Will, something that the minions of darkness will stop at nothing to possess. Can he unravel the murderous mystery before It's too late, or will be finally succumb to the darkness that courses through his very veins? Their number is up.
RIGHT PLACE, WRONG TIME - (FEAT. NOAH SMITH, MICHAEL TEH, NIKKI LOVE, ALBERT STROTH)...Mitchell Williams is not your everyday typical business owner. His over the edge attitude and no nonsense demeanor forces everyone around him out of life. This leaves Mitchell with nothing, or so he thinks. As he tries to piece his life back together he soon realizes that he's being hunted by two men working for the mob. As if this isn't bad enough Mitchell's girlfriend Jamaica gives him final ultimatum. Mitchell has only moments to save his life, his business, and the woman he loves - and time is running out. This bad day could be his last.
BACHELOR PARTY - (FEAT. TOM HANKS, ADRIAN ZMED, WILLIAM TEPPER, TAWNY KITEAN)...This outrageously funny look at one man's final moments of bachelorhood stars Tom Hanks, as Rick, reluctant of a bachelor bash given by a group of friends who view partying as their full-time religion. Rick's worried fiancee, Debbie (Tawny Kitaen), dresses up in disguise and crashes the party to spy on her future husband. To complicate the night further Debbie's father hires her ex-boyfriend to win back his daughter. It turns out to be an evening the soon-to-be-bride and groom will never forget.
MUSIC WITHIN -- (FEAT. MELISSA GEORGE, MICHAEL SHEEN, YUL VAZOUEZ, REBECCA DE MORNAY, HECTOR ELIZANDO)...Ron Livingston delives the performances of a llifetime in this acclaimed filmed based on the incredible true-story of Richard Pimentel. Deafened by a bomb blast in Vietnam, Richard (Livingston) returns home and discovers his life's calling: helping others with disabilities, including his fellow veterans. Along with his best friend Art (Michael Sheen), a wheelchair-bound rebel with a wicked wit, Richard fights for the rights of those whose voices can't always be heard.
THUNDER ROAD - GENE BARRY, JACQUES AUBUCHON, KEELY SMITH, TREVOR BARDETTE, SANDRA KNIGHT, JIM MITCHUM)...Transporting illegal alcohol over dark-lane mountain highways, Lucas Doolin (Mitchum) races wildly through the night, crashing road blocks and outrunning ambushes, defying anyone who tries to stop him. "A man has a right to do anything," he says "including making whiskey, as long as he makes it on his own land." But when ruthless racketeers mucles in on Doolin's territory - and kill one of his men in the process - the Kentucky bootlegger declares war, fiercely determined to maintain his hard-won business and independence...even if it costs him his life.
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DIAMOND DOGS - (Action superstar Dolph Lundgren propels this hard hitting adventure as a guide hired to lead a band of treasure hunters to locate a priceless Buddhist artifact. Xander Ronson (Lundgren), an ex-Specialist Forces officer, agrees to lead an obsessed fortune hunter and his men on a dangerous quest for a legendary relic, the Tangka Tapastry. But great dangers awaits from a gang of ruthless Russian mercenaries bent on stealing the fabled treasure and also from a deadly curse said to protect the incredibly valuable relic from tomb raiders.
CHRONICLE OF AN ESCAPE ...A soccer player is suddenly ripped from the field and finds himself on the floor of a horrific detention center. What follows is a living hell of interrogations and relentless mental and physical abuse. Alongside other young detainees, he battles to survive while awaiting his fate to be decided. With execution looking certain, he and three other prisoners will risk their lives and make a desperate and extraordinarily brave move for freedom.
HERO WANTED - (FEAT. CUBA GOODING, JR. , RAY LIOTTA)...Cuba Gooding, Jr., wreaks his own brand of justice in the film, a brutal action-suspense thriller. Once the toast of the city, Liam Case (Gooding, Jr.) is now a forgotten man, a hero whose fame has passed him by. Hoping to restore his former glory, he attempts to foil an armed bank robbery, but winds up shot instead. Recovering from his wound, Liam swears vengeance and begins a hunt of his own, leading to a shocking climax that proves the old adage: heroes are made, not born. The hero becomes the hunted!
HOW SHE MOVE - (FEAT. KIM TAYLOR COLEMAN, STEPHANIE CORIN)...The moves and music are phenomenal. Packed with jaw-dropping street moves and a hard-hitting soundtrack this extraordinary dance film tells the story of a gifted young woman (Rutina Wesley) who defies the rules on the way to achieving her dreams. But when circumstances force her to return to the place she's tried so hard to escape, she realizes wining the highly competitive Step Monster Contest could be her only real shot at getting out.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS - (FEAT. NICOLE KIDMAN, SAM ELLIOTT, EVA GREEN, DAKOTA BLUE RICHARDS, DANIEL CRAIG)...In a wondrous parallel world where witches soar the skies and Ice Bears rules the frozen North, one special girl is destined to hold the fate of the universe in her hands. When Lyra Belacqua (Dakota Blue Richards) becomes the keeper of the Golden Compass, she discovers that her world and all those beyond - is threatened by the secret plans of Mrs. Coulter (Nicole Kidman). With the help of Lord Asriel (Daniel Craib) and a group of unlikely allies ready to stand at her side, Lyra embarks on an exreaordinary quest that celebrates friendship and courage against all odds.
STUDIO - HIP-HOP TASK FORCE VOL. 11 - (FEAT. KIRAMAH WESTBROOK, GEONARD BUTLER 11, JAMESMJONES, ODE DIONNE, DEMETRIUS GROSSE)...What's laid down in the studio becomes deadly in the streets.In this crime thriller the lines of Leathel Weapon, three members of the elite FBI Hip-Hop Task Force are sent to Los Angels to investigate the murder of up and coming rap star, Elliot Jones. The investigation reveals the inner workings of the Feds involvement with the Hip Hop community and reveals the government's association with hot button topics such as "studio gangsters" and "the stop snitchin' movement."
HEADLESS HORSEMAN - (FEAT. BILLY AARON BROWN, REBECCA MOZO, ARIANNE FRASER, M.STEVEN FELTY)...Seven collefe kids takes a shortcut on their way to a party and unfortunately end up in Wormwood - a "lost town in the middle of nowhere. They find something strange and sinister happening there - bones and weired decoration line Main Street. The cause Local Wormwood legend says on All Hallow's Eve one hundred years ago, a crazed man tortured the youngsters in town by boiling them in oil. In retaliation, the townspeople killed him by cutting off his head. Seeking revenge every seven years, he returns and takes seven heads from children in the town.Now the seven visitors find themselves hunted one by one as the Headless Horseman claims his due. Each will do whatever it takes to survive
DEAD MAN'S BOUNTY - (FEAT. BOGUSLAW LINDA, KAREL RODEN, KATARZYNA FIGURA, VAL KILMER)...A stranger, a sheriff, a wanted man. A stranger rides into a small town carrying the corpse of a wanted man. Hoping to collect a reward, the mysterious outsider loses the dead man - and potential bounty money - in a gambling game with the town's drunken sheriff. Val Kilmer appears in perhaps the most unusual of all possible roles as the dead man himself.
NANKING (FEAT. WOODY HARRELSON, MARIEL HEMINGWAY, STEPHEN DORFF, ROSALIND CHAO, JOHN GETZ, JURGEN PROCHNOW)...A powerful reminder of the heartbreaking cost of war and testament to the courage and conviction of those few determined to stand up against its horrors. Known as "the rape of Nanking", the Japanese army in 1937 invaded China's capital city, unleashing a horrific onslaught of murder and rape. Incredibidly, a small group of Westerners who stayed behind saved thousands.
PRISM - When a young autistic boy witneses a traumatizing event and falls into a mysterious catatonic state, a lovely young psychologist takes on the challenge of helping him. But her solitary quest for answers gets more peculiar and unnerving at each turn, leading her in a direction which tests her professionalism, relationships, and her very hold on reality.
THRESHOLD - (FEAT. NICHOLAS LEA, JAMIE LUNER, STEPHEN J. CANNELL)...The space shuttle Okahoma returned with more than just its crew aboard: one astronaut, pierced by a meteor particle while repairing the HHubble Space Telescope, brought back the genetic seeds of an extraterrestrial life. Now this rapidly evolving inscectoid form seeks out hosts for its next ravenous stage. When the number reach threshold, it will swarm - and you will either live in fear, or be the fear...
SEE NO EVIL: THE STORY OF THE MOORS MURDERS - MAXINE PEAK, SEAN HARRIS, MICHAEL McMULTY, JOANNE FROGGATT, GEORGE COSTIGAN)...It was the Trial of the century...and crimes so horrific that they will haunt England for the next thousand years. Three children and two teenagers were abducted, sexually and brutally murdered, their bodies buried in shallow graves on Manchester's desolate Saddleworth Moor.
HARM'S WAY - (FEAT. KATHLEEN QUINLAN, INGRID KAVELAARS, HANNAH LOCHNER, PHILIP AKIN, CLAUDIA WIT, DANIEL PETRONIJRVIC, DAVID SPARROW, JEFF TOPPING, ARLENA MAZEROLLE)...Mavis and her daughter Victoria seek refuges at an isolated home for abused women. The women in charge, Bea (Kathleen Quinlan), takes Victoria under her wing. Under Bea's tutelage, Victoria becomes increasingly hostle toward her mother, worrying Mavis that Bea isn't the kind woman she appeared to be. As Mavis comes to learn that other women who've stayed at the farmhouse are now missing. Bea has convinced Victoria to murder her other. Mavis must now escape and free her daughter from the grasp of a psychotic killer.
27 DRESSES - (FEAT. KATHERINE HEIGL, MARLIN AKERMAN, EDWARD BURNS)...A charming romantic comedy . Heigl stars as Jane, a romantic, completely selfless woman who 's been a happy, helpful bridesmaid no less than 27 times. But her own fairy -tale wedding seems to be nowhere in sight, until younger sister (Malin Akerman) captures the heart of Jane's boss (Edward Burns)...with whom she's secretely in love...inspiring Jane to change her "always a bridesmaid" destiny.
MAJOR LEAGUE:WILD THING EDITION - (FEAT. TOM BERENGER, CHARLIE SHEEN, CORBIN BERNSEN)...She's beautiful, smart, goal-oriented, and she just inherited the Cleveland Indians. Unfortunately, she wants to move the franchise to Miami, and a losing season is her only ticket to Florida. So she signs the wildest gang of screwballs that ever spit tobacco. They're handsome, but they're hopeless! Her catcher (Tom Berenger) is a washed-up womanizer who stuck out in llife. Her ace pitcher (Charlie Sheen) is a punked-out crazy who struck out with the law. And her third baseman (Corbin Bernsen) is more concerned about fielding endorsement than grounders. Throw in a busload of other misfits and you've got yourself a hilarious line-up that's destined for disaster. Or is it?
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN - (FEAT. GEENA DAVIS, TOM HANKS, MADONNA)...A major league comedy from the team that brought you BIG. Hanks stars as Jimmy Dugan, a washed-up ball player whose big league days are over. Hired to coach in the All-American Girls Baseball League of 1943 - while the male pros are at war - Dugan finds himself drawn back into the game by the heart and heroics of his "all-girl" team. Jon Lovitz adds a scene-stealing cameo as the sarcastic scout who recruits Dottlie Hanson (Davis), the "baseball dolly" with a Babe Ruth swing. Teammates Madonna, Lori Petty and Rosie O'Donnell round out the roster, taking the team to the World Series. Based on the true story of the pioneering women who blazed the trail for generations of athletes.
DRUMS ALONG THE MOHAWK - (FEAT. HENRY FONDA, CLAUDETTE COLBERT, JOHN CARRADINE, EDNA MAY OLIVER)...Henry Fonda stars as a farmer named Gil Martin, who brings his well-bred wife Lane )Claudette Colbert) from New York to the as-yet unsettled Mohwak valley - only to be met with unexpected strife as the Revolutionary War goes into full swing.
MARATHON MAN - (FEAT. DUSTIN HOFFMAN, LAURENCE OLIVER, ROY SCHEIDER, WILLIAM DEVANE)...Dustin Hoffman plays the likeable graduate student and marathon runner of the title, unwillingly trapped in a killing game of intrigue involving a Nazi fugitive Christian Szell. Laurence Olivier portrayal of the sadistic Szell, who turns dental instruments into tools of torture with dispassionate ease.
GUNS OF THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN - (FEAT. GEORGE KENNEDY, JAMES WHITMORE)...The Magnificent Seven ride again in this fast-moving follow-up to one of the greatest Western sagas in film history. When notorious desperado Chris Adams (Kennedy) is offered a huge reward to free a young Mexican revolutionary from prison, he must first assemble a cutthroat team of frontier warriors. Together these daring gunslingers embarks on the adventure of their llives - and discover a cause worth more than a fortune in gold.
BULL * DURHAM - (FEAT. KEVIN COSTNER, SUSAN SARANDON, TIM ROBBIND)...Baseball season gets off to a rocky start when the Durham Bulls new catcher, "Crash" Davis (Kevin Costner). [unches out the cocky young pitcher, "Nuke" LaLoosh (Tim Robbins), he's just been hired to train. Then sexy Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon) informs both men that each season she chooses one player to share her bed - and Nuke and Crash are this year's "draft picks." After Crash passes on the offer, Nuke and Crash eagerly enlists as Annie's summer fling...until Crash's jealously takes over and he confinces Nuke that sex with Annie will jinx the Bull's' newfound winning streak!
FIRST SUNDAY - (ICE CUBE, KATT WILLIAMS, TRACY MORGAN, CHIC McBRIDE)...Ice Cube and Tracy Morgan are two thieves who haven't got a prayer in First Sunday, a sinfully funny comedy co-starring Katt Williams and Chi McBride. Sentenced to 5,5000 hours of community service, Durell Washington's (Cube) llife quickly goes from bad to worse. Realizing that the Lord helps those who help themselves, he eventually decides to help himself to the neighborhood church's building fund. Accompained by his dimwitted partner-in-crime LeeJohn (Morgan), the two down-on-their-luck men are dismayed to discover the cash has already been stolen, so they hold the congregation hostage in a Hail Mary attempt to learn who amongst the righteous has already run away with their loot! Also starring Tiffany "New York" Pollard, Rickey Smiley, Loretta Devine and Malinda Williams).
P.S. I LOVE YOU - (FEAT. HILARY SWANK, GERARD BUTLER, LLISA KUDROW, HARRY CONNICK, JR., GINA GERSHON, JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN, KATHY BATES)...Buy a new outfit. Be a disco diva. Learn to fish. Take a chance. Travel. Laugh. Love. Sometimes all you need to start really living is a little shove in the fight direction - and that's just what Holly Kennedy gets. From the handsome, big-hearted love of her life. From a series of mysterious letters. And from gal pals who know that a friend in need is a friend in need of some laughs! Based on Cecelia Ahern's joyful bestseller and boasting a top cast led by two-time Academy Award winner Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler this film is your very own mesage full of fun, love, triumph and romance.
OVER HER DEAD BODY - (FEAT. EVA LONGORIA PARKER, PAUL RUDD, LAKE BELL, JASON BIGGS)...She's passed on...But she's not moving on. Eva Longoria Parker stars in this devilishly funny romantic comedy about holding onto the ones you love...even after you're gone. When Kate (Longoria Parker) is killed by an ice sculpture on her wedding day, her fiance Henry (Paul Rudd) gives up on romance until he falls for the beautiful psychotic (Lake Bell) who's supposed to be helping him move on. But Kate's not haveing it, and now she making it her heavenly duty to send thier budding relationship six-feet-under.
BELLA - (FEAT. EDURADO VERASTEGUI, TOMMY BLANCHARD, NANNY PEREZ, ANGELICA ARAGON, JAMIE TERELLI, ALI LAUNDRY)...An international soccer star Edurado Verastegui) is on his way to sign a multimillion dollar contract when a series of events unfold that brings his career to an abrupt end. A beautiful waitress (Tommy Blanchard), struggling to make it in New York City, discovers something about herself that she's unprepared for. In one irreversible moment, their lives are turned upside down...until a simple gesture of kindness brings them both together, turning an ordinary day into an unforgettable experience.
FOR ONE MORE DAY -- (FEAT. MITCH ALBOM'S, MICHAEL IMPERIOLI, ELLEN BURSTYN)...Chick Benetto (Michael Imperioli), a broken -down former baseball player who has collapsed into alcholoism and despair, returns one night to his small hometown with plans to take his life. At the final moment, he is magically granted one more day with his departed mother, Posey Benetto (Ellen Burstyn), who illuminates the secrets of both their lives and shows him a way to redemption
WAR DANCE - (FEAT. SEAN FINE, ANDREA NIX FINE)...The war stole everything, except their music. Set ub war-ravaged Northern Ugando, the Oscar Nominated War Dance will touch your heart with a real-life story about a group of children whose love of music brings joy, excitement and hope back into their proverty stricken livees. Three children who have suffered horrific brutalities momentarily forget their struggles as the partipicates in music, song and dance at their school. Invited to complete in a prestigious music festival in their nation's capitol, their historic journey is a stirring tale about the power of the human spirit to triumph against tremendous odds.
TEETH (FEAT. JESS WELIXLER, JOHN HENSLEY, JOSH PAIS, HALE APLEMAN, LENNY VON DOHLEN)...Dawn (Jesse Wixler) is a pretty but prim high school virgin who unknowningly has a set of mutuant teeth between her legs. When a suposedly likeminded boyfriend forces himselp upon her, Dawn's vagina dentata start shomping - which is just the beginning of "the most twisted story of female empowerment ever told"Caught between her emerging sexuality and a host of oversexed young men, inculding her twisted half-brother, Dawn eventually gives in to her freakish powers in this "morbidly funny, totally out there and courageous pieces of horror cinema"
ACE OF HEARTS - (FEAT. DEAN CAIN)...Officer Dan Harding (Cain) and his trusty cannine partner, Ace, are the best duo on the police force. But, unfortunately, all of that hard police work leaves little time for Dan's family, including his 13-year old daughter Julia (Britt McKillip). When Ace is accused of a crime he didn't commit, it's Julia who sets out to prove Ace's innocence. Soon Julia's keen sleuthing skills - combined with her unending faith and will to save Ace - reconnects her family when they need it the most.
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DRAGON TIGER GATE
GOOD GIRL BAD GIRL
I'M NOT THERE